ExtrasPlease Stop Beheading People, You're Making Us Look BadThe optics are terrible.Natalie SandovalJun 09, 2026∙ Paid6110ShareSAJJAD HUSSAIN/AFP via Getty ImagesDisclaimer: the following post is satire.Dear Beheaders,I want to say, in the first place, thank you. Thank you for your enlivening of local culture, for your joyfu…This post is for paid subscribersSubscribeAlready a paid subscriber? Sign inPreviousNext