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The Smithsonian finally answered the age-old question: Is Mickey Mouse racist?
THE WOKESONIAN
Americans used to visit the Smithsonian to see Abraham Lincoln’s top hat, the original Star-Spangled Banner, and the inaugural gowns worn by America’s first ladies.
Now they can learn that Mickey Mouse is rooted in racism and that politeness is a tool of white supremacy.
And it’s all paid for with your tax dollars.