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WHITE WALKS
Want to take a pleasant stroll past parks and greenery?
Not so fast, bigot.
A woman on X yesterday shared a lovely story: she had recently discovered a new walking route that was just two minutes longer than her normal path but takes her by a “park, beautiful architecture, and a street full of cafés and life.”
“Such a huge upgrade to a journey I make every morning,” she said.
She even mocked up a proposal for an app called “Alive Maps,” which would prioritize beauty, serendipity and interesting surroundings over getting from Point A to Point B as quickly as possible.
Sounds nice, right?
Except a number of other users explained why this apparently revolutionary technology doesn’t already exist.
It would be racist!